12. Jesus used wine for communion, I was just being authentic!
11. I told him not to tell his parents, I was very clear on that!
10. It definitely worked when I saw it on YouTube!
9. If I didn’t drive so fast, we would have been really late!
8. You know how there was that one really big white wall in the auditorium?
7. If you struggle, the knots will just get tighter.
6. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, two are in the police car… that’s everyone!
5. I thought I had a firm grip on his ankles, but…
4. We’ve tried every cleaning agent in the cupboard, the blood still won’t come out!
3. (Said to a girl’s parent after coming home from an overseas missions trip) “Say hello to your new son-in-law!”
2. Flaming Marshmallows of Death sounded like a fun game at the time.
1. I’ve already posted it on Facebook, it was so funny, I didn’t think you’d mind?
